October 22, 2008 at 7:36 am
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After listening to Sarah Palin and to John McCain’s anti Obama ads, I finally know what is it to be an American. What follows are a list of requirements.
Be ready to condemn people
Wear a flag pen
Be a Christian
Even better, be a conservative Christian
Listen to other citizen’s telephone calls
Attack your opponent even if you must lie
Do not enforce laws unless you like them
Invade other countries
Deny the right to vote to those who disagree with you
If you can’t win an election steal it.
If you don’t have a position blame your opponent
If people don’t like what you say – lie
You must be quick to condemn others if they do not speak out against:
Abortion
Gay rights – especially gay “marriage”
Sin
Action on these “core” issues is not required
Strategy:
Always use Fox News.
If you are not in the majority, condemn the majority
If you can’t win the vote of people – deny them the vote
Believe that the end justifies the means
Research your opponent’s life and publicize any mistakes or “bad” associations – remember “guilt by association.”
If your opponent does not have real evil in his life, exaggerate what you do find or invent evil and accuse him anyway (for example, his ninth cousin was “Jack the ripper”.
Have courage, the polls are wrong. Remember: We elected a draft dodger by claiming his opponent was not a true American (Senator Max Cleland – a decorated war hero who lost three limbs in battle). Also we successfully invented the “swift boat” charges that hurt John Kerry. Finally, we used that “doctored” picture of Harold Ford with a white woman, which energized the racial backlash against Ford.
Have courage, we will win no matter what it takes.
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